now this one's a dud.....
after this, every ardent fan of Thigh Itchy oH NO nO (n of course every Japanese)
would like to f**k me (MY pleasure, but I m gender concious)
See the toyota management system (TMS) stands for bringing about increMENTAL changes
in your system, and how (dont ask me)....... question every thing existing see if some thing could be done which is innovative totalllly out of the box
but how do they start (this is real fun)
they say ask WHY five (5) times ...... why (the 6th why) only five times
('coz you are trying some ones patience) even the most calm Japanese (as they practice the art of Zen) would give it up after the 5th WHY???
and kick you where it hurts the most
and then you ask ""WHY (the 7th why) deed youuuu heeeet meee""
then he kicks you again
then you ask """WHY (the 8th why) is he behaving as if he's lost his senses (and making you loose yours)
then he kicks you again (you see it's continuous or continual ..... bhat ebher)
and when your condition is no more IMPROVING
the size of your B*****LLs show continuous IMPROVEMENT
toh baccchu whats the moron (oops moral)
i think (or do I) ther's nothing much to think bout ...... WHY (the 9th why) should you think
instead go to bed and do what we are good at ........ make some contibution to our country's POP ulation ( one place we can beat the CHINESE)
we in the COuntry are talking about GENERATION (Y) why (the 10th why)........ and our Y's dont stop even after billions (see the continual improvements)
India's two biggest contribution to the world are towards Mathematics (Aryabhatt- contributed zero to the number system)... and STATISTICS (we are good with numbers ..... so we need more numbers to play with..... so we keep on adding 'zero's' after one ( in the population) .... as if paying homage to Aryabhatt and given the M/F ratio in our country it seems we are preparing for a "Thousand Splendid SONS"
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