i tell u a sort istory
like always once UP ON THE time (not the cover of time maagaajhine)
there was a little puppy ... happens to be a istory of Pappu and Puppy
with unintentional mistake of his own Pappu makes the Puppy's life hell
for Connotations I shall use He for both Pappu and Puppy(yes .. a male dog)
for it doesnot matter as we are all the sons of same phaddar (according to Hindu Philosophy)
& we should not fight over religion, region and various discriminaitons through which we like to group each other & discriminate.. well its a less serious topic.. let us deal with the fundamental subject of IDENTITY .. yes its a question of identity
what a lucky day it was for Puppy when HE placed his first four feet on the ground (2 first and the next 2 later to be chronologically correct).. into the vagaries of mother nature for HE never knew it was also going to be the most unlucky day of HIS short life (well if we think that life is so short .. why dont we take elongation pills) ..
HIS very dear friend Pappu ...who was the DELIVERY BOY (pun intended whether understood or not) made the worst mistake of HIS life
he named the Puppy -- BOW WOW (the blog should have been titled Name sake on second thoughts)
BOW WOW wat the F**** is that an identity for the son of GOD (spelt other way round GOD_DOG) {please dont kill me for this, forgive me i am ignorant}
when any and every dog barks in the city (BOW WOW) our little puppy rushes to them .. thinking he's being summoned. poor chap, at such a tender age (2 months) has started having spasms in the neck ... BOW WOW rushes from place to place and the barking (BOW WOW) doesnt stop.. he's so busy attending the SUMMON's, HE's got no time to eat, sleep and you know to take care of his daily (SH** and PI**) HE's really pissed off ... the life has become hell, literally, is the little puppy going to lead the same life or life has some thing more in store
Meanwhile, Pappu is also a man of GOD, he realises what he has done and swears to find a treatment for BOW WOW, to UNBREAK BOWWOW's heart ... (his neck also) and UNCRY HIS TEARS...
wat a pity for BOW WOW, now cant walk on his legs (any ways theres no other way to walk) .. HE's sick of running pillar to post and asking the member of HIS species (DOG's) whether they called him up or they just BOWWOWED him up .. sob poor baby
we should never forget the expanses of medical science .. lets try to find out whether the SCIENCE has problems for BOWWOW's pathetic condition and for Pappu's guilt. will BOWWOW's life be worth living again..
Correspondent(mockingly) - Daktar sahab is there a treatment for such a scenario in YOUR medical science
Dr Ms BHIMSHANKAR - Oh my medical science (i have done a BSc .. and DOctorate on not studying any more.. that legally makes me a doctor) .. yes its one of a kind case .. never been faced in the history of YOUR medical science .. but yes the question has the answer hidden in itself
Correspondent- (what was the question any ways ....)
Dr Ms BHIMSHANKAR - the solution is HTML oh sorry STML ... or abbreviation for SORT TEREM MAMORY LOS... the poor fellow (I mean BOWWOW) should forget HIS name every now and then, it will never matter to HIM what his name was.. no matter how many UNCLE & AANTIES of his kall him, i mean Bark .. he never understands any thing.. not a word which is said .. any ways DOGS are not adept at using CAMERAS and Writing instruments, it kills the chances of BOWWOW writing HIS name any where .. and HE's free
IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE
Correspondent- (now seems to believe, as his/her (gender never matters) inclination is more scientific, and never in his/her life has he/she seen such a logical explanation)
A fellow Doctor - YES YES .,, if you see SAAR its actually a disease that has become a cure (the real consultant) it will surely cure PAPPU
Correspondent- Arrey Madam its not about PAPPU .. usko toh koi problem hi nahi hai
Fellow Doctor- SAARY SAARY (sari sari) .. now i understand its about BOW WOW (a loud)
BOWWOW ( a bewlidered look, talking in his language)- ** dear madam in the white dress .. did you call me **** (so cute poor little baby)
Dr Ms BHIMSHANKAR - (interfers) .. i mean to say finally this should help
at the end putting and end to BOWWOW's WOES (called BOWWOWWOE, thats a biological term believe me), the operation is sucessful
NOTE: the operation could not be shown nor discussed, because when we applied to the SENSOR (or Sesex or sensous or sensible) board of India .. they gave an A certificate (now we are waiting for the public to give an A to our beautiful fable).. now the operation remains behind the scenes .. T&C apply****
*** you can always log on to www.urtube.com for the operation>
and BOW WOW is not BOWWOW any more .. he keeps forgetting ( spiritually this is the right state to be in: Krisna) .. he keeps forgetting every little detail .. for instance that HE is a dog and needs to raise 3 legs before peeing.
any ways BOWWOW (or an anonymous spiritual creature) is not a dog any more .. HE's a new AVATAR .. with his admirably cute GHAJINI CUT and partially visible 8 packs HE's now the "WUFF (read talk) of the town .. now its springs in his legs and spring in his life as some one has breathed in new moments in his life"
Pappu has been awarded by Ms Maine kaha Gandi .. for his unprecedented contribution to animal planet .. what matters to him more though that his Buddy BOWWOW is out of a terrible state he put him in. he is so thankful to Dr Ms BHIMASHANKAR
Daaktar and the correspondent are now very happy for yet another victory of "SCIENCE AGAINST GOD" (but they forget ..it was the unshakable faith of Pappu that brought them ashore)
Happy Ending friends .. WUFF FUUF BOWWOW
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