I want to be Issac nnnnn Newton if not Sir

it's unbelievable, no astonishing that, how people are able to accomplish so much in such a small life
what are these people made of .. किस मिट्टी के बने होते हैं
Mozart .. Shakespeare .. Galileo ... Rabindranath Tagore... Mahatma Gandhi .... Mother Teresa ... Newton (of course) .. Leonardo Da Vinci ... Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
arrrrrrrrrrghhhh .. and the list is end less
and where am I in this end less list ऐसा बनने के लिए क्या करना पड़ता है
they did not have a full time employment or were they were employed full time with what they did ... इतना वक़्त कहाँ से लाते हैं यार
साला f**in यहाँ तो इनका बनाया, इनका लिखा, इनका किया और इनका बोला भी भेजे में नहीं घुसता
what in the world let Sir Issac Newton to discover gravity .. then blah then blah .. then the Calculus just to solve his own problems (now that's a big problem for us)
and Monalisa का Vinci .. he was painter, scientist, philosopher, mathematician blah blah blah and what not ... I wonder to what extent these people were able to think
I find myself so minuscule .. (I am a grain in the mosaic anyways)
struggling day in and out to make ends meet (some times of shoe laces :) ) ... running after money (ratnam) .... क्या रक्खा ऐसी ज़िन्दगी में ... किसके काम अगया में (ख़ुद के भी नहीं)
ख़ुदकुशी और ख़ुद-ख़ुशी (हाहाहा)
not a tiny little .. spec of an accomplishment (except cooking dinner for my self - atleast that is satisfactory)
yes that is it .. . Factory is the word
साले ये सब के सब factory थे .... magicians in my world
where the hell did they get the time .. was the world running at super slow motion when they lived normally or they did their things at the speed of sound or perhaps light
how were the conditions then .. dint they got to the office .. dint they have other normal work to do . .which normal people do to feed them selves. (I put this in a rather picturesque way, the irony of my life .. I came to Mumbai for a life, I am hardly able to make a living)
people are able to compose music, write books (epics), lead the world, .. little diversion here .. lets test Newton once .. give him a challenge and imagine .. IF NEWTON WENT TO OFFICE (hmm wat say!!!!!)
Lets see all in a days work
morning Newton wakes up - (does what normal people do/ I hope he had time for that or at the least nature forced him to ... gravity you know)
he fights through the crowd, reaches the favorite hawker for his favorite breakfast ,, shit !!! wat da hell --- sorry साहब इडली आज से 16 रुपये प्लेट है, दो दिन पहले ही रेट बढ़ाया है, कांदे बटाटे का भाव बहुत बढ़ गया है
Newton says - ला भाई दे, और कहाँ भाग के जाएंगे ॥ o shit!! 94 aagayi be .. ये रख भाई पैसे (माँ की आँख आज नाश्ता भी नसीब नहीं होगा)
Newton looks at his watch - 9:35 shit .. boss - कहाँ थे बेटा, बहुत दिनों से देख रहा हूँ (Newton did not face a creature like boss in that age.. I am sure)
so many presentations to make, why the heck did I go for a movie last night (बेन***डी) कल का भी काम बाकी है (these words were not in Shakespeare's vocabulary nor Premchand's .. hmm any ways)
आधी इडली breakfast में और आज लंच भी स्किप करना पड़ेगा
2:30 presentation (with tea or coffee - the necessary evil)
boss - wat the fuck is this, Newton बेटा , i expected a little more, no no a lot more .. this is all crap
where are you headed and you would win a client with this shit (कौनसी स्कूल से पढ़े हो बे, दिमाग घर पे रख के आये हो क्या)... and I am just being nice to you .. this is dust bin material all rubbish (shove it up .. u know where)
Newton - sir but(t)
Boss - you are right my boy ... now get lost .. get this presentation done by tomorrow (put some thought behind this) I dont care if you sleep in the office
Newton (to cigarette and tea - the necessary evils) - में ज़िन्दगी का साथ निभाता चला गया ... ..... यार आज बॉस ने बजा दी (भडवा साला) ... ख़ैर need है बेटा ... गधा भी बाप होता है (just make ends meet)
9:30 pizza order करदे यार, abbey Nikhil you are leaving
Nikhil - buddy you are a bachelor, I've got a family to take care of (hmm .. another new age Newton)
Newton - पर बहुत सारा काम है बे .... vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooom
Newton - लग गयी मदर*******डी (another word from out of the Shakespeare's box)
Nikhil - abbey g***du wake up, Newton you slept in the office ... जा कर मुह धो ले, हरी साडू आता ही होगा अपनी बजाने (घर में बीवी बजाती है)
take some handouts for hari saadu (heheheh) ...
10:oo meeting - handouts slapped on Newtons face (we will see this in next appraisal) .. his heart fell (yes because of the gravity .. gravity of situation)
Hello Newton --- how many sleepless nights have you had btw (of course a question to both the Newtons) ----- old Newton (oldton heheheheh) - his dreams gave him sleepless nights
Newton --- his nightmares did, nightmares of making a mark, of buying a car, of buying a house of blah of blah hmm financial planning (also includes planning the income you want to save tax for) of his future, of the future of the kid he doesnot have right now of blah of blah (he is so loan-ly) ... so much to accomplish other than gravity, space, planets and calculus and don't forget the expectations of his parents, peers, of his family to be of his boss of his blah blah .. (हगने की भी फुर्सत देंगे क्या)
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अरे ये करने से क्या फायदा, दुनिया बस नफा-नुक्सान देखती है
ज़िन्दगी नहीं है कोई प्रोग्राम है जैसे
सिर्फ कुछ करने के लिए कुछ कर नहीं सकते क्या (just for the sake of doing)
अब्बे हर चीज़ के पीछे target का बम
अरे कोई तो गीत होता मेरे नाम का
ये चाहिए वो चाहिए, ऐसा वैसा चाहिए
बस साला हर जगह नाप तोल, ये उससे अच्छा उससे बेहतर
कोई टार्गेट का बम लगा हो जैसे
सच कहता हूँ, ये तारीफ़ का भूखा शेर एक दिन इंसान को खा जायेगा
और कोई गीत न होगा मेरे नाम का
क्या बकवास है, भाड़ में जाए साली दुनिया
अरे कितना उम्मीदों का बोझ है, कब तक ढोऊंगा में
सच कहता हूँ, सांस भी पूछ कर लूँगा कुछ दिनों में मैं
और कोई गीत न होगा मेरे नाम का

मतलबी दुनिया साली , हर बात का मतलब ढूंढती है
बाल में खाल हो जैसे
हट यार, क्या खोना क्या पाना क्या हासिल वासिल
सिर्फ करने के लिए कुछ नहीं कर सकते क्या (just for the sake of doing)
और कहते हैं कर्म किये जा फल की चिंता न कर
अरे यार आखिर क्या किसको करके दिखाना है
सब जगह टार्गेट का बम लगा हो जैसे
ज़िन्दगी कोई प्रोग्राम हो जैसे

the world without the cup

What a feeling....so proud to me an Indian!!!!

Now lets be honest,Hw many of u guyz cried.. Khushi ke aasoon..

All the people out there- let's come together n cheer up for our team...Jeetega bhai jeetegaa....apna Bharat jeetega!!!!!!!!!!!!

U Malinga - why do u have to run to just throw the ball? U can even stand & throw the ball... What the fucking illegal bowling action he has

Bharat Mata ki Jai
... and finally

Dhoni ko kaun taal sakta hai?

above are few of the posts commonplace on the facebook
the nations' on street, this game makes people "patriotic" .. and people suddenly feel proud to be an Indian,
what if we lost .. you are no more the proud Indian

for me Tendulkar got out cheaply, MSD scored the crucial runs, he hits a six India wins the cup, he takes all the right decisions, the media goes "captains knock" .. "the best Indian captain" ... and blah blah
Poonam Porn Pandey (the shit face) will be the media darling for a while
Dhoni the new poster boy of Indian cricket, Tendulkar cant you peak on time
this fucker gets all the lime light, just for an innings, people forget your 20 years of service and contribution to Indian cricket, just because of this moment in history
flush the cup in the loo, I so hate it
this is how people think, they will forget and the new ruler (MSD) will rewrite the history and the media will brainwash Tendulkar out of peoples memory, I am not finding faults
a die hard Tendulkar fan, I can not imagine cricket with out Tendulkar, could have scored 50 the least, fuck Dhoni
I am so frustrated, I so hate it

the Mass bakwaas

Energy can never be created can never be destroyed .. but can be transformed from one form to another

In my recent research on real estate i was faced with a question (a dilemma actually) .. is the mass on earth increasing .. and i let my mind fly where ever it could reach

the only thing that earth receives from universe is energy (apart from few meteoroids/ asteroids - and all the steroids ;)) .. in form of light form sun moon stars planets etc heavenly bodies
the only thing it gives back to the universe is the terrestrial radiation (apart form sporadic satellites).. again in form of light or energy

so the only thing shared is the energy .. if we consider (from my last knowledge) that photons have a mass .. so the net addition from giving and taking is the mass of photons left on the earth that it does not give back -- like the balance/ surplus of payments.

lets come back to the planet earth .... all the living beings reproduce (sexually or asexually) they consume they excrete .. their offspring consume and excrete .. forget consumption, the DNA (which to my knowledge is the most fundamental block of life) it also comes from somethings that exist on earth .... the earth has the same resources it had since its arguable birth
so if some of the living beings proliferate others would be decimated (rather exterminated)

now to the real estate problem (one of the many many human problems) .. we dig we make a mountain .. we break a mountain we make a mountain . .. we dig we make land on water
bottom line ... Adam is the agent of degradation and aggradation .. so if the population grows the way it is .. we end up more with holes than the houses on face of the land (not so beautiful .. han!!!) .... or may be a single multistory building just before the doomsday .. or may be the funny mind is able to find some alternatives
(बेक़रारी ने मुझे अविष्कारी बना दिया ) .. the question still remains... if all the mass in the world is exploited by single specie (sooner or later) ..for its consumption, reproduction (DNA), housing, blah blah blah .. so what do we have at the end .. a giant ant with the earth's mass in its stomach .. replacing the earth in the universe
isn't this scientific

Dissemination of Knowledge

It is just amazing just how one can draw parallels between things we understand and the things we try to understand (may be thats the way a human brain functions)
a thing or two that corporations can learn from formation and sustainability of civilizations and cultures is that they were written down/ noted and then passed on for generations to come.
they had very clearly stated foundations (founding principles -- mission vision ... don't know about strategy)
it will be very fruitful to know and understand .. what characteristics made these fundamentals last for an infinitesimal ( if I may call it) time .. or simple made them time less/ immortal (सनातन - from where the time begins to where the time would end)
were they popular .. or some very un-populist in nature ... but had the most noble motto in the womb ... i.e. welfare of living being
was it the faith element they were able to build .. what made people to put faith into a practice, a saying or into a person for that matter
I am a strong believer that religions were written .. the people (the drafting committee) were very good psychologists, they were able to breakdown to the very basic elements of human thinking brain .. they were so far sighted that they understood what changes would be brought in the coming times due to changes in environment and what changes the very creative human being would be able to impose on the planet. they had an amazing art of story telling .. few characters strewn around the morals .. which are easily digested as kinder garten fairy tales
I would also argue that the most immortal of the religions would be the most liberal ones .. the one who were open to accept the changes (I admire the constitutions . .which are very democratic in nature .. open to amendments .. farsighted enough to accommodate the changing needs of the society ... not a Hitler style "Mein Kampf" which was made a text book and people were made to swallow and follow it unconditionally WITH OUT A QUESTION)
one more characteristic of the long lasting cultures/ civilizations would be .. 'the openness to the arguments' which brings on the best minds at work and a path of 'arguably the best' is laid for the society . .i.e. again open to change.

so what can corporations and civilizations have in common (for all this blah blah)
1. both are public bodies
2. both have perpetuity as the fundamental (directive) principle
3 .both have growth at the center of their agenda (I love this punch line form Reliance 'Growth is life')
4. both have a mission, vision .. and different people at helm have different strategies (another characteristic - leaders keep changing and interpret the culture differently)
5. both need human aspirations (i would call fear& greed - again arguably these are the two only basic human traits just above the basic needs of रोटी कपडा और मकान) aligned to the overall VMS

so what can be done .. lay down the most basic fundamentals... pass them on generation to generation to give them perpetuity and a liberal outlook of adapting with times .. make sure they have the characteristics of a सनातन culture

हिसाब

मेरी ज़िन्दगी और में अक्सर एक दूसरे से सवाल करते हैं

के मैं अपनी ज़िन्दगी से परेशां हूँ या मेरी ज़िन्दगी मुझ से

क्या गुज़रा और क्या कर गुज़रे .. अपनी ही ग़लती थी

बिना नब्ज़ पर हाथ रखे ज़िन्दगी से पल पल का हिसाब माँगा

ज़िन्दगी की धुप से रूह ख़ाक हो जाती है, ईमान झुलस जाते हैं

लहू और पसीना सूखा जाता है, फिर अरमान क्या चीज़ हैं जी

अरमान तो धुवां होने ही थे .. अपनी ही ग़लती थी

ख़्वाब भी भला कभी हक़ीकत होते हैं .. हमने ज़िन्दगी से एक सच्चा ख़्वाब माँगा

टेढ़ी मेढ़ी दुनिया में ये सीधी सपाट ज़िन्दगी ... जद्दोजहत इतनी के दम निकलने पर भी दम न मिले

.. अपनी ही ग़लती थी .. ज़िन्दगी भी तो ख़ाली ही हाथ है ...

हमने ज़िन्दगी से दम न माँगा .. रंग औ बू औ रुबाब माँगा

Forget Nattha .. Here Comes KATTHA

an initiative by Captain Vadi (Nilesh Tiwari) for a Balaghat Live our own version of Peepli Live and this one liner from कालू (Ashish Gupta) brings me back to my blog after .. so long .. but Hail Sarru ..
to start with - forgive us our spellings (any waz English is a democratic language:))
this is how it started
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Do u ppl know tht Sarru was offered the role of NATHHA in Pepali Live but due to unavailablity of date's, as he was in a transitional phase from Tata Indicom to MTS and from Pune to Mumbai he refused Amir Khan politely.

But don't worry u all Sarru fans who can't wait to see his bellbottom pants(stitched for him exclusively by Chammen Tailors,Balaghat) and his gorgeous blond/kathha colored hair on silver screen. The wait is about to get over in Balaghat Live the sequel to Pepali Live......

To be continued...

P.S. Plz contibute generously to the story line with all ur wild imagination for Balaghat Live (Nissu especially u).
Regards
Vadi
----------------------------------- then on chat

me: yaar maine do saal se Blog karna chhod diyahai

Vadi: Kya baat kar raha hai bhai

5:17 PM me: uske liye bahut free time chahiye

ghar par net nahi hai

Vadi: Duniya pe aisa julume kyu

me: ab to Nattha ghar aagaya hai

ab to net connection lunga hi nahi

5:18 PM nahi to pure ghar bhar me led hi led

Vadi: Hahahahah

LOL

ROTFLL

5:19 PM Yarr we will jus post the same thing which I wrote in the SMS

me: aauka

Vadi: And let the ppl comment on tht

5:20 PM As it is saala laundo ke beach koi

Connectivity he nahi raha gaiy hai

5:21 PM Every one is in his own world

9 minutes

5:30 PM me: "the film was rechristened Peepli Dead .. after Sarrus' inclusion"

5:32 PM Sarru can beat Rajni - Ball Street General

5:33 PM Sarru - who's Rajni

Whats Rajni can i fuck it??

Vadi: Hahahah

5:36 PM me: Sarru meets Rajni .. and says .. Tu kyu hai??

5:37 PM Vadi: Rajani say's ROBOT

me: Sarru can kill death ... Sarru stopped working . .and there was recession

Vadi: Sarru: do u hav a hole

5:38 PM me: Sarru farted and caused Great Depression

Vadi: Robot: how many do u need...

me: hahahhaa

Sarru .. the number you have + 1

5:39 PM Sarru bought the whole world for 1 rupee .. caused inflation

Vadi: Sarru: so tht I can spit my gutka/khhara in the other one

me: hahaha

5:40 PM then the song "Mehangai"

Vadi: Sarru: u see its called multitasking

5:41 PM me: yes I'll fuck u in the other holes and spit my kharra in the one left

Vadi: Sarru Saieeya to khu hi kamaat hai Khaara Dayan khaaye jaat hai.....

5:42 PM Khaara Dayan, Quater Dayan

me: Sant Kabir is writing a book on Sarru .. after death

5:43 PM he's so inspired

Sarru can make a Maulana write Urdu left to right

(then make him understand too)

5:44 PM Vadi: Sarru to OSAMA

me: e iodex laga de

ungli tod de yaar

Vadi: Why did u distroyed Twin Tower

me: tum 50 log mere left taang ki chingli khich do

5:45 PM Vadi: Osama speech less

me: Osama puked because Sarru opened his mouth

5:46 PM Vadi: Sarru: if u whould hav given me 1 yrs time, n unlimited supply of Khhara....

5:47 PM me: Ek baar Sarru commitment deta hai to .. phir .. sirf chaini khaini ke aagey jhukta hai

gaay chaap bhi chalta hai

Vadi: I whould hav jus spited on the pillars of both the towers it whould hav fell automatically

me: hahahhahaha

5:48 PM Sarru spitted something red .. then the life on earth had blood running through their bodies

Sarru ka ek massa gir gaya to Jupiter ban gaya

5:49 PM Vadi: Sarru influenced the whole generation of vampires

5:50 PM me: Sarru spitted and the vampires licked

Vadi: But the were misled by the Khhara spit as blood

me: Humans were saved

thanks Sarru

Sarru sent God on earth .. so that we do not pray him

(he's so humble)

5:51 PM Vadi: Sarru sent both Bhagavan & Paan

5:54 PM me: Sarru could not save Jesus from crucification ... usko pet me GES ban gayi thi .. woh 5 min ke liye Sandas gaya tha

5:55 PM he regrets till date .. althogh he caused the resurrection

5:56 PM Sarru's Pan ka shop servs on a PAAN India basis

5:58 PM Rajni to Sarru - you are an asshole!!

Sarru to Rajni - you are a whole ass .. i like you .. dont MIND ITT ;)

6:00 PM the verdict on Ayodhya is delayed ... the Top Brass is requesting Sarru for a permission to build his temple (a PAAN DUKAAN) on the site

6:01 PM Gita. Kuraaan, Bible etc were earlier called - Sarru the life of a Pan vala ... Sarru humbly asked to wipe his name off .... like Shri Haribansh Rai Bacchan said (बैर कराये मंदिर मस्जिद ... मेल कराये पान वाला)

6:02 PM where are you .. oh its time to pray Sarru ... me too

6:04 PM Sarru can slap a fine on fine .. and its fine with fine :)

and the fine says its fine

6:05 PM Sarru never blesses people using the left hand .. it bears the scars of preparing KHARRA with CHUNA

6:09 PM chal bhai .. time to leave

6:11 PM Vadi: Hale SARRU....

story and the blog will continue ..................

Thanks for your valuable views as the discussion is getting to hot to handle in SMS will advise our expert blogger Nissu to plz start a Blog string by the same name and contribute to all our intellectual uplifting
The comments from die hard fan's of Sarru:-

@Arpit:The movie should be globally released at shyam talkies (air cooled) Balaghat and primer party at locally admired naka par hotel garra .

@Nissu:The film could not proceed- as suicide comitted suicide after hearing that Sarru was offrd that role

@Prabhat:Hilarious man...it can also be named..tillu live

Some more views

@neeraj: sponsors are sonker panthela, bhubali hotel.

(For all the ppl from Rest of India basically Non-Balaghaties, Sonker Paanthela & Bahubali Hotel are like German Bakery & Joshi Vadewala of Pune)

Some more pearls of wisdom

@Kalu:Shyam takes Itwariganj (sistr concern of Madras takiz) proudly presents...4get Nattha, aa gaya SARRU KATTHA..Live in all comin sequels..Katangi live, Khara live, Bonkatta live, Bagadmara live, Charegaon live n Dhimartola Live.

@Mama:Dialog: 2 bund kathhe ki kimat tum kya janoo ramesh babu.

Chuna kathha maango tou pan denge bhtera maango tou gand me denge.

@Pissu:Sarru ki KATHHA kahani. hamne suni bundele harbolo ki zubani

@P Kangi: We can get the chamhar frm bus stand to craft special sharp edge shose with zip as well.

@ Ghaamu:For the upcoming movie asati chat bhandar wishes to become food & beverage partner to the movie and endorse sarru as brand embasdor for its pani puri.also pavan travels confirmed as travel partner to the movie showcasing Balaghat to the world.

Regards
Vadi

@Pissu: Kubdi Kankaria presents KALU THE RIPPER. With titlating item no. ..aurato ko izzat do ..wo bhi tumhe izzat de dengi.. Punch line - anty kapde meri hi dukaan se lena. Warna KALU phad dalenga. Also starring BILLA The Chindi villian. Brought 2 u by DODAFONE.

@Pissu:Bair karaye Mandir Masjid - mel karaye PAANVALA

@Pissu:Only one song in this wrld suits KATTHAs mood. Thehre hue paani me kankar na maar savri man me halchal si mach jaye re bavri

@Lamaha:(due to some unavoidable reasons, he was not able to send the msg so he called me up to contribute). "Sarru goes to Amaaghat with the heroin (still to be shortlisted lot of proposal's are coming from Budhi/Bhatera), some gunndas create nuisance, Sarru gets rogered but suddenly he realize that he is having khhaara from sonekar paan, he gobbles it down in 1 go and here comes the 'KAATHA MAN'

Regards
Vadi

more to come ...... KATTHA never sleeps .. KATTHA is infinite ...
Kattha's PC takes 27min & 16secs to upload (as informed by Kalya) .. it gives him the updates of Universe

ऊट पटांग !!!

10:38 AM me: BEautiful day kal tha

10:39 AM Kalu: abey saale autistic...

me: hona chahiye

kuch bhi khatam nahi hoga

par Duniya khatam hogi

sabko shanti chahiye

10:40 AM par sab ladte rehte hai

Taliban India se sirf 12km duur hai

DOOMS DAY is closing in

Earth population has increased to a level that the Earth cant support any mote

more

10:41 AM we will fight

fight is what is natural

rest is fake

un true

pretentious

10:42 AM mankind desires peace with power .. with current situation .. its like haivng the cake and eating it too

we can have either peace or power

10:43 AM there's no end to terrorism

GREED & FEAR

we will kill

as we are destined to

we will kill out of GREED

out of FEAR

the land is destined to DOOM

10:44 AM even if TALIBAN rules the world or USA for that mattere

they shall fight amongst themselves

and finally the END is inevitable

10:45 AM be AUTISTIC .. just to lessen your sufferings

be prepared for the WORST

the world is going to END .. sooner or later

10:46 AM learn to fight .. because even for peace we have to fight

Kalu: haramkhor...pagaliya gaye ho bey??

me: learn to kill .. as for survival we have to

there's no option to

Stone age is closing in

sooner or later

10:47 AM dont try to find reasons .. its human nature

Kalu: abey bhai ab tak tera ek word bhi nahi padha hu...ruk oopar ka padhne de fir aage kuch likhna

10:48 AM me: try to find reasons the answer is always YOU .. you will become grouse

start Hating mankind

try to find out a way to minimize the sufferings

DIE SAFELY and EASILY

the end is coming closer

10:49 AM THE DAY

i am finding ways to DIE without pain . .with out sufferings .. become AUTISTIC

10:50 AM no chance for GREEN and bear it .. (no trees any more) so GRIN and bear it

10:51 AM Kalu: abey chup ho ja mere baap...abhi padhunga baad me

me:bye

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh !!!!

mera bhi Great Depression (seriously: being serious kills you, culls your head off, drains you KREATIVE energy, puts you in such a situation, you'll never recover)

i need Stimulus

i want to file for bankruptcy(get me that form: i dont rem the number form 16 is it)

accha return file karne ka .. its as good or bad as bankruptcy for me

plz a bail out package for me too

i want to recover

its a vicious a cycle, we seek bail out (getting out of depression) 

a construct of our mind, again by using our mind (controlling your thought flow by becoming more thougth ful)

i am confused, is it a case of putting off fire by using fire

one never knows, mind is such a machine

a being inside my being, i wonder whether we'll ever be able to control our minds

or rather the case is other way round

the mind games, well "the thinking from Heart is all for PROSE & POETRY (rhetoric: if it is the right use of words), 

before suggesting "Follow your HEART",  ha ha 

(well in that case I shall beat 60 to 90 times per minute, as a healthy young adult : beat what)

the question is whether we really think from HEART

well if that phrase has been in existence for long, there should be a reason, 

lets try to discover whats  reasonably true 

rather what part of our brain takes such Emotional decision ( may be as opposed to rational)

which might lead to some conclusion

for me its time to conclude .. i am not getting emotional for this topic nor am i following my heart

sort terem mamory los ..

"how can a disease be a cure" ... simple 

i tell u a sort istory

like always once UP ON THE time (not the cover of time maagaajhine)

there was a little puppy ... happens to be a istory of Pappu and Puppy

with unintentional mistake of his own Pappu makes the Puppy's life hell

for Connotations I shall use He for both Pappu and Puppy(yes .. a male dog)

for it doesnot matter as we are all the sons of same phaddar (according to Hindu Philosophy)

& we should not fight over religion, region and various discriminaitons through which we like to group each other & discriminate.. well its a less serious topic.. let us deal with the fundamental subject of IDENTITY .. yes its a question of identity

what a lucky day it was for Puppy when HE placed his first four feet on the ground (2 first and the next 2 later to be chronologically correct).. into the vagaries of mother nature for HE never knew it was also going to be the most unlucky day of HIS short life (well if we think that life is so short .. why dont we take elongation pills) .. 

HIS very dear friend Pappu ...who was the DELIVERY BOY (pun intended whether understood or not) made the worst mistake of HIS life 

he named the Puppy -- BOW WOW (the blog should have been titled Name sake on second thoughts) 

BOW WOW wat the F**** is that an identity for the son of GOD (spelt other way round GOD_DOG) {please dont kill me for this, forgive me i am ignorant} 

when any and every dog barks in the city (BOW WOW) our little puppy rushes to them .. thinking he's being summoned. poor chap, at such a tender age (2 months) has started having spasms in the neck ... BOW WOW rushes from place to place and the barking (BOW WOW) doesnt stop.. he's so busy attending the SUMMON's, HE's got no time to eat, sleep and you know to take care of his daily (SH** and PI**) HE's really pissed off ... the life has become hell, literally, is the little puppy going to lead the same life or life has some thing more in store 

Meanwhile, Pappu is also a man of GOD, he realises what he has done and swears to find a treatment for BOW WOW, to UNBREAK BOWWOW's heart ... (his neck also) and UNCRY HIS TEARS... 

wat a pity for BOW WOW, now cant walk on his legs (any ways theres no other way to walk) .. HE's sick of running pillar to post and asking the member of HIS species (DOG's) whether they called him up or they just BOWWOWED him up .. sob poor baby

we should never forget the expanses of medical science .. lets try to find out whether the SCIENCE has problems for BOWWOW's pathetic condition and for Pappu's guilt. will BOWWOW's life be worth living again.. 

Correspondent(mockingly) - Daktar sahab is there a treatment for such a scenario in YOUR medical science

Dr Ms BHIMSHANKAR - Oh my medical science (i have done a BSc .. and DOctorate on not studying any more.. that legally makes me a doctor) .. yes its one of a kind case .. never been faced in the history of YOUR medical science .. but yes the question has the answer hidden in itself 

Correspondent- (what was the question any ways ....)

Dr Ms BHIMSHANKAR - the solution is HTML oh sorry STML ... or abbreviation for SORT TEREM MAMORY LOS...  the poor fellow (I mean BOWWOW) should forget HIS name every now and then, it will never matter to HIM what his name was.. no matter how many UNCLE & AANTIES of his kall him, i mean Bark .. he never understands any thing.. not a word which is said .. any ways DOGS are not adept at using CAMERAS and Writing instruments, it kills the chances of BOWWOW writing HIS name any where .. and HE's free 

IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE

Correspondent- (now seems to believe, as his/her (gender never matters) inclination is more scientific, and never in his/her life has he/she seen such a logical explanation)

A fellow Doctor - YES YES .,, if you see SAAR its actually a disease that has become a cure (the real consultant) it will surely cure PAPPU

Correspondent- Arrey Madam its not about PAPPU .. usko toh koi problem hi nahi hai 

Fellow Doctor- SAARY SAARY (sari sari) .. now i understand its about BOW WOW (a loud)

BOWWOW ( a bewlidered look, talking in his language)- ** dear madam in the white dress .. did you call me **** (so cute poor little baby)

Dr Ms BHIMSHANKAR - (interfers) .. i mean to say finally this should help

at the end putting and end to BOWWOW's WOES (called BOWWOWWOE, thats a biological term believe me), the operation is sucessful 

NOTE: the operation could not be shown nor discussed, because when we applied to the SENSOR (or Sesex or sensous or sensible) board of India .. they gave an A certificate (now we are waiting for the public to give an A to our beautiful fable).. now the operation remains behind the scenes .. T&C apply****

*** you can always log on to www.urtube.com for the operation>

and BOW WOW is not BOWWOW any more .. he keeps forgetting ( spiritually this is the right state to be in: Krisna) .. he keeps forgetting every little detail .. for instance that HE is a dog and needs to raise 3 legs before peeing.

any ways BOWWOW (or an anonymous spiritual creature) is not a dog any more .. HE's a new AVATAR .. with his admirably cute GHAJINI CUT and partially visible 8 packs HE's now the "WUFF (read talk) of the town .. now its springs in his legs and spring in his life as some one has breathed in new moments in his life" 

Pappu has been awarded by Ms Maine kaha Gandi .. for his unprecedented contribution to animal planet .. what matters to him more though that his Buddy BOWWOW is out of a terrible state he put him in. he is so thankful to Dr Ms BHIMASHANKAR

Daaktar and the correspondent are now very happy for yet another victory of "SCIENCE AGAINST GOD" (but they forget ..it was the unshakable faith of Pappu that brought them ashore) 

Happy Ending friends .. WUFF FUUF BOWWOW

Watt is the unit of Power??

how can i live a dream, if i dont have any

watt can i do if life happens to me 

if its honesty, i honestly accept that i've never been honest

if its bravery, i boldy accept that i am coward

if its confidence, then i confidenly say "I CAN NOT DO IT"

but cant say, the world sees, and we care about the world all the more

though deep inside, its a wild un-controlled river of "PESSIMISM" that flows

i fake it, i am confident and damn i am good at that

its a guilt that will ever lie, that will never die

that i fake it, yes its all fake, that i laugh, i am good, i am happy

it usually takes over, then i say "I AM SORRY, I CAN NOT DO IT"

watt do i work for, if i have no desires no interests

i am not competitive, neither am i competing

nor i've joined any race, except the "HUMAN RACE" (so called)

every body around me is better than me

"i exist only because i exist"

it hurts though, i am flesh and blood, and the only thing i care for is my flesh and blood

i've never seen such "self centered" a being as me, nor will i ever see

i've no emotional attachements to nothing, nobody 

and when i say no-body and nothing, i mean it

i hold no responsibility nor do i want to hold any

it may seem exaggerated, after all this, mentioned above, but i think too

in fact tooo much, 

but the only thing i've thought the most about is me

every morning i hope something better out of me 

every next morning i have to hope the same 

if i started this life with -1, after all these years i am still there

if this is persistance, then i am consitently im-persistent

one "silver lining", i am very low on self confidence. and the most i expect out of me 

so i dont bother people with expectations, yes i dont have any

as i said, i think a lot, all but myself, can write a SAGA of my under achievements

but i am a dog, emotions vapourise quickly, i forget

i forget wen i am beaten, hold grudge for a moment a few, the scars on the body may persist

i forget wen i am kicked, wen i am let down, wen i am embarrased, wen i am disgraced

i forget the failure, so i never win, as if winning is watt that never matters to me

as a child winning was fun, but as i depart from "-1" i begun from, it no more matters 

i dont care, 

if that is being unique, then yes i am, 

though i remember wat people did good to me, because all i can see is quality in people (every body is better than me)

and then i compare, i want to rise, that disturbs my "-1" equilibrium

it makes my Lovely Life hell

after all i am flesh and blood, then i say "hey pal dont think a lot, stop thinking for a moment"

then i say "that's the most difficult thing to do and i like challenges as long as i am not involved" then i say "hey mate but that is life ... it is as natural as the breath u take, as natural as the food you eat" 

then i say "hey freind, but why isn't it FUN any more, it is fast depleting, like dews vanish when the sun is around"

then i want to say "NO MORE, buddy, you are impossible" 

why dont you just "GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE" 

then i am honestly dishonest, i dont FOLLOW wat i SAY

every morning .. i want to be honest with the one i think the most "ME"

and follow wat I SAY 

and "JUST GET ON WITH THE LIFE"

लक्ष्य नहीं क्षितिज है !!!!!

मन हारकर कहता, लक्ष्य नहीं क्षितिज है 

फिर उत्साहित, यह अंत नहीं क्षितिज है!!!!

मैं किन्कर्तव्यविमुध, थक कर चूर 

मैं जितना समीप पहुँचता, लक्ष्य उतना ही दूर 

यह लक्ष्य नहीं क्षितिज है......

पर थमना नहीं, रुकना नहीं, थकना नहीं 

चलते रहना, लड़ते रहना 

जीवन का ध्येय है, बढ़ते रहना 

हिम्मत कर सहसा यह मन कहता 

यह अंत नहीं क्षितिज है यह अंत नहीं क्षितिज है ......

life beyond 'E'

I thought love and hatered are both, constructs of mind. I am generally very practical and analytical in approach. but this time all the philosophies, fundamentals and theories of mine have gone for a toss. it has happened to me before, but this is the worst situation i am in, it was never so intense before. this could have been infatuation, worse an obsession, but i will 

fight it all out, it irritated me, how can 'E' be in priority above all i have to do. but last three months have been... i have gone crazy.... i dont know what to do I wake up and weep, already was crying in my dreams, i taste my tears while i bathe, i weep wen i sleep and could hardly sleep. It reminds me, when as a kid, i ran pillar to post, when i did not find my Papa around, i cried, i wailed i yelled, i screeched. the only things thats probably changed is the physical reactions yet awating their turn, i dont have an idea what i'll do. all that has been affected is my mental state, i have gone nuts, bolts totally dissembled. i m broke. i have lost appetiete, lost interest in almost every thing, every thing around myuniverse has gone for a toss. i can not concentrate on any thing

all i think all the time is 'E'.

may be seeing 'E' every day will make me happy i see 'E' every where, in every face, am so afraid i've stopped lookin at peoples faces. weekdays have been very bad i thought weekends would be respite when i meet up with my friends, but worse it just does not escape my mind, i dont enjoy talking to my friends anymore, i do laugh but superficially, because that's what i was known to do the best. a mention of 'E's' name and i lose my self, i can do nothing but think of 'E'.... i am not blaming 'E' for this,i can never blame people for what's going wrong with me,  as it is none of the fault of 'E' may be i am not, i dont know what to say.

wen i donot see E, i repent, wen i see E,my heart beats faster i just want to escape the situation. wen i dont think of 'E', i realise that i m still thinking of 'E'. In all the three cases i m drawn

deeper into the mire, there's no escape.

may be there is, should i say it all to 'E'or any body, will that make me feel lighter, well it does not make a big difference to me i am a loser, a born loser, i can face rejection, shame, disgrace

any thing, but i still think of 'E', it shall shatter the whole world around 'E'. and to friends "tell your secret to the winds, but dont blame them for telling it to the trees".i just can not be selfish

either the secret dies by it self or shall be set on fire with me.

i havent faced such a dilemma earlier, but i shall not give up. more than that, i feel i donot deserve 'E', luck to have known 'E' i dont believe in luck n rebirth, but beliefs flushed,

may be in my next life, yes i want to be reborn, worthy enough for 'E'....for this time i want the lady luck to treat me as i've treated her, by ignoring me, i have nothing to give to 'E' ... 'E' is just too good for me, E is a thousand dreams . 'E' is so good that 'E' has the world to choose from, i doubt if i deserved 'E's friendship, but i will find none better than 'E'

if somebody asks me whos 'E', well i've already given an answer "either the secret dies by it self or shall be set on fire with me." i dont know where the life takes me from here, as i things have

always happened to me, i have been a follower of life, never could lead it. i have never been like this before, never ever cried like this if the situation doesnt kill me ... i dont have clue how to get

over it. 

एक कविता - ऊँगली

चढ़ता सूरज, भरी दुपहरी, मेज़ पे बैठा मैं और एक भारी भरकम किताब

न जाने कब आँख लग गई, शायद दिमाग ने घुटने टेक दिए

और फिर किताब से दूर एक सुहाना सपन 11

1.. दरिया किनारे खुली तेज़ हवा में, बालों को सहलाती ऊँगली

यारों से मस्ती में हाथ मिलाती ऊँगली

कभी खेत खलिहानों में नई फसल को छूती तो कभी बाग़ के फूलों की खूबसूरती निहारती ऊँगली

जवानी के जोश में आ गाड़ी को तेज़ भागती ऊँगली

कभी नाव में बैठ लहरों पर , ठंडे पानी का लुत्फ़ उठती ऊँगली

आम सेब अंगूर पेड़ पर चढ़ कर तोड़ती उनका रस लेती ऊँगली

2 ...बल्ले के हंडल को पकड़, या गेंद को फिरकी देकर मजे करती यह ऊँगली

फुटबाल के लिए तैयार, फीते कसती यह ऊँगली

कभी शतरंज की मोहरों को , कभी मंझा घोटती पतंग को इशारों पर नाचती उंगली

लकड़ी छील कर गुल्ली डंडा बनती ये ऊँगली

3.... "अरे लड़ते क्यों हो, रुक जाओ, दो तलवारों के बीच यह ऊँगली

कभी दुआ मांगती, कभी प्रणाम करती, कभ सीने से लग विधाता को याद करती यह ऊँगली

कहते हैं, कलम में तलवार से ज़्यादा ताक़त है, अंगारे भरे छंद लिखती यह ऊँगली

हिम्मत करके अन्याय के विरुद्ध उठती यह ऊँगली

४..... नौकरी लग चुकी, काम का टेंशन सर पकड़ती सर दबाती या कभी बाल नोचती ये ऊँगली

दुकान में बैठ कर दिन रात नोटों की जुगत लगाती ऊँगली ॥

ट्रेनों या बसों में लटक कर घर से दफ्तर और दफ्तर से घर चक्कर लगाती ऊँगली

काम का टेंशन घर ला ला कर , बोतलें उडेलती , शराब के ग़म में डूबती फिर बीवी बच्चों को रुलाती यह ऊँगली

सिगरेट के छल्लों में जिंदगी को धुआं करती ये मौत का इंतज़ार करती ऊँगली

क्या यही जीवन है । और क्या यूंही जीना है कार का स्टीरिंग पकड़ गहरी सोच में डूबी ऊँगली

भीख मंगाते बच्चों के हाथ पकड़ उन्हें सही रास्ता दिखलाती । भूख से बिलखते बच्चे को पीट रही दुखियारी माँ को आश्वासन देती ऊँगली ।

अरे कब तक अपना सर पकडू और कब तक अपने ही आँसू पोछूं । क्या में अकेला ही हूँ जिसे तकलीफ है

एक रोते हुए बच्चे को पुचकारती उसके आँसू पोंछ पेट में गुदगुदी कर प्यारे गलों पर हाथ फिराती नन्हे होटों पर मुस्कान लती ऊँगली । किसी वृद्ध की छड़ी की जगह ले या किसी अंधे को सड़क के पार लगाती ऊँगली

छोटे छोटे हाथ पकड़ कर अलिफ़ बे क ख ग घ सिखलाती ऊँगली

उनको समझा कर आदर्श बता कर सही जीवन जीना सिखलाती ऊँगली 5

5 ...... उफ़ यह क्या सहसा ही ट्रैफिक खुल गया , सड़क समय की रफ्तार से चलदी

शायद में ज़्यादा सो गया था । यह ऊँगली में दर्द कैसा, नीली पड़ गई है , सारा गरम उबलता जवान लहू जम गया सा लगता है

शायद मोटी किताब के तले दबी ही रह गई ऊँगली । हाँ दबी रह गई ऊँगली ।

(नि : स्वार्थ )

hey thats my profile... ( how can i limit myself to 1200 words only)

i(lets excuse modesty for few moments)am a plain JAIN.
though jainism happnd to me only at the time of my birth.(keeps happening to me some times in a year), one important thing i learnt was to sympathize, though i have pretty less sympathy towards mankind."as i believe there are more people to help, then actually those in need, yet help doesn't reach many (ironical).and the mankind is responsible for most of its problems.
I sympathize with animals(not social)"i believe there would SOON be more people trying to help animals survive, THEN THE NUMBER OF ANIMALS ACTUALLY SURVIVING ON THE PLANET"
Im a simpleTON(yes TONS of simplicity)and extraordinary(yes there's some EXTRA ordinaryNESS in me).struggling to keep track with the pace of HI-society (those who say HI instead of namaste).
Life's been a cake walk. all my problems are selfcreated and confusions selfmade.im utterly selfcritical(to the point that I usually demotivate myself).
half the time i spend grappling with these selfmade problems.half on deciding what to do.half contemplating thoughts of looking better than what i am, being taller.half of the time deciding to do what i thought. half of the time thinking to change my way of thinking... adding all these halfs i have more than (2.5) ample time on my hands.and i just do nothing. (ardent supporter of living life as it comes, and hardly making any efforts).. and they say Indians are better thinkers than they doers... so finally...on the sunrise of 26th year of my life i decided i should do something.
i started to blog."as they say EASIER SAID THAN DONE" I say "easier thought than said". failures to me are order of the day(i am not happy with them, though they r still the best thing that happened to me).though i doubt whether i learn any thing, but atleast they are the testimony that i tried something. and i regret not trying enoug in my life. at the sunset of 26th year of mu life i finally decide that "RUNNING" can solve my problems(self created)& help me not becoming other's problem (instead solving their problems)... now easier said than done and easier thought than said.. i donot run instead i let my thougts RUN and i blog..i urge people to blog..not to bury their thoughts with them self.to make their ideas immortal.
can we believe (or this is what we believe) "Optimism is arrogance, ignorance and immaturity... pessimism is pragmatism". the more we know the more fearful we become, knowledge prevents from taking risks. to know the outcomes and then take risks is bravery (some may call it foolishness, but it all depends on the outcome), you have to be passionate, that burning desire... to die for some reason. once i do it that is the only and greatest achievement i'll have in my life.
i've made lots of friends in the journey till now, i feel i donot deserve. i m not worthy of (as inherently i donot hold any responsibility towards any one, i dont want to) and it will happen one day that destiny would shear away all my friends ( i wish i am lying.. as i've done no bad but done nothing good too). this is equally true for my siblings, relatives and PARENTS. a relationship means a HUMONGOUS responsibility to me. what matters to me is not even me (as i say i have no interests & passions).. may be another reason possibly is i donot want to transfer this STD (socially transferable disease) called pessimism (i am a bundle of negativity, even my blood group is B-ve).
my life is a struggle against my pessimism (and i am not interested.. ultimately the pessimism triumphs).. and i dont want other's to be tormented by this negativity.
and a sharp contrast.. i love to laugh and smile, which is often misunderstood as optimistic behaviour. of course its not split personality disorder (like i m not writing what i m writing HA HA) but may be just underserved blessings in form of a good family and good friends.
over and above that i expect miracles from my self.. every morning i wake up healthy n beautiful to change this world for better HA HA... but friends one thing that i know is that... i need a miracle ..... because a miracle is what it will take for me to join the ranks of so called average human race.

Toyota Production System, Indian (re)Production System,KAIZEN & Continuous Improvement

now this one's a dud.....

after this, every ardent fan of Thigh Itchy oH NO nO (n of course every Japanese)

would like to f**k me (MY pleasure, but I m gender concious)

See the toyota management system (TMS) stands for bringing about increMENTAL changes

in your system, and how (dont ask me)....... question every thing existing see if some thing could be done which is innovative totalllly out of the box

but how do they start (this is real fun)

they say ask WHY five (5) times ...... why (the 6th why) only five times

('coz you are trying some ones patience) even the most calm Japanese (as they practice the art of Zen) would give it up after the 5th WHY???

and kick you where it hurts the most

and then you ask ""WHY (the 7th why) deed youuuu heeeet meee""

then he kicks you again

then you ask """WHY (the 8th why) is he behaving as if he's lost his senses (and making you loose yours)

then he kicks you again (you see it's continuous or continual ..... bhat ebher)

and when your condition is no more IMPROVING

the size of your B*****LLs show continuous IMPROVEMENT

toh baccchu whats the moron (oops moral)

i think (or do I) ther's nothing much to think bout ...... WHY (the 9th why) should you think

instead go to bed and do what we are good at ........ make some contibution to our country's POP ulation ( one place we can beat the CHINESE)

we in the COuntry are talking about GENERATION (Y) why (the 10th why)........ and our Y's dont stop even after billions (see the continual improvements)

India's two biggest contribution to the world are towards Mathematics (Aryabhatt- contributed zero to the number system)... and STATISTICS (we are good with numbers ..... so we need more numbers to play with..... so we keep on adding 'zero's' after one ( in the population) .... as if paying homage to Aryabhatt and given the M/F ratio in our country it seems we are preparing for a "Thousand Splendid SONS"

Virgin (is it)

this is a BAAD BAAD one
my recent purchase was a Virgin Mobile connection with a Handset
& on the box of VIRGIN mobile, they write
"NO SEAL, NO DEAL" ( i hope their employees dont take it too seriously)
now this is what i call quality to the core and quality taken reallly seriously
Lets view this in Indian context (and in the context of Marriage)
'no seal, no deal'
n they say marriages are made in Heaven
n ther's more to it
one Indian Advertisement crossed the limits
पहले इस्तेमाल करें फिर विश्वास करें !!!!!
(who made such an ad... GUESS for your self)
i guess that was mad(e) in AMEEEri KKAAA
those who purport " a trail n error " process
n keep going for TRIALS in the court...

One Liners once again (difficult to think more)

• हम है तो (और) क्या ग़म है
• आजकल मेरी ज़िंदगी मुझ से ये सवाल करती है, और मैं अपनी ज़िंदगी से / के मैं अपनी ज़िंदगी से परेशां हूँ / या मेरी ज़िंदगी मुझ से ????
• i like challenges as long as i m not involved
• wen i m gud i m gud wen i m bad i dont exist
• single largest contributor to inflation ---- money
• i entered the guiness book of world record for having no records for a record nnumber of days infact the number of people having no record for record number of years is a record in it self.
• my fan club has zero members i guess i should start liking my self
• Dont ask me how are youlook for ur self I am great aint I!!!
• I am god send ...... to add to people's woes
• निस्वार्थ ....... partially yours..

LAW ALL

Religion like Law is open to interpretetions. Every living
soul on the land has his or her opinion about the religion
and after all what religion actually is a way of life, a
guide line to spend the small life time in a fulfilling way.
None of us actually know what the situations in the forming
years of the religions were,
as we have only read what's rote, or has been passed on as
word or legacy generation after generation. Or what
those people had on their minds, we never know what we
are understanding is correct or not ;;
any ways none of the religions, as they say, is complete in itself.
and hence there's nothing wrong if one says that "there are as many
religions as there are people on this planet-- may be six
billion as on date -- to be statistically correct".
The followers of the religions are actually the interpreters, and
some don't even bother to understand, it's again a way
of living.
Problem arises when the religion actually becomes
law and the INTERPRETER tries to become the jury and pushes
his decisions down others throat. Our rights: rights to express
follow, are like parallel lines, some skewed, like circles which
should not intersect each other, which means that it is
my duty to protect your right and not let my circle bother you.
And then we see the radicals ( Radical in chemistry means, and rightly so:
An atom or group of atoms with at least one unpaired electron; in the body it is usually an oxygen molecule that has lost an electron(stability) and will stabilize itself by stealing an electron from a nearby molecule) in the society, making the
religion a law, a binding on every body which if they not
follow will not survive.

nayi hindi fillum wid barpoor masala jeee

(aapka apna) "Transporter "

thanan thanan
(wah bandhu muwaaaah kya opening hai)

isme rehta hai ek truck wala
(goon-da) shala budmaash, jiski rehti hai
market me monopoly, sari ki
sari companies me jati hai
iski hi gadiyaan, aur kisi
chote mote transporter ko yeh
panapne nahi deta.apni marzi se yeh sabko
freight charge karta hai,
contract bhi inhi ki marzi ke
rehte hai..companies bechair nihatthi haigobar-mint me bhi iski bahut
pehchan hai...taquat beshumar aur paisa
ifraat....phir aata hai ek "XYZ" company
me ek Logistics managerwho's the protagonist, garm
khoon, gabroo jawan, banka
chhora... iss se yeh anyaay
phir kaise dekha jata.."Mohan Bhargav" is Goon-de ke
khilaaf aawaz uthata hai...bhai saab ko process me
transparency chahiye, ERP
lagate hai naye transporters
ko protsahaan dete hai...and like aaaal thaa oder Indi
moviyeees Mohuuun ka koi
saaaaath naiyo denga...Pan apna dikra ekta---chh fite
karta, khoob mar khata khoob
pit- ta... ab climax do type
ka hosakta hai....ek corporate filuum ki tarah
jisme Bipasha Basu phans jati
hai, apni hi company ki sazish
se, apni bhi pic-char me pyare
mohan ka ban jata hai bali ka
bakra, kyunki uski XYZ co. aur
Gooon-de ke "beach" ho jati
hai mandavali, bole toh
Camparmize.
doosra end hota hai Ghulam
picture ki tarah, jisme woh
pehle pit-ta hai, phir us
Gooon-de atre ko peet-ta hai..sare shutter kholta hai(logon
ke dimag ke bhi)
ek sad ek happy ending, ab zara MR karte hai, are bhai
market research, ki logon ko
kis tarah ka CLIMAX pasand
aata hai(please specify what
kin-da climax we r takin'
bout) warna public to YOU KNOW
bahut emotional ho jati haimuaf karna bhai-log gaane
shaane dalna toh me bhool hi
gaya, jhinchak mujhik bhi toh
mangta haiab bhai transport ki piccchar
hai toh DHAMMAKEDAAR truck
wala mujhik hona chahiye na, phir toh ho jaye none other
than "King of Indian
Transporters Night Life"
(Alas!! India has Night life's
other than Discs n all, n here
we get to see the REAL DARK
side of the Night) the one and
only ALTAF RAJA with his
soulful lively and record
breaking number (can't
remember the number of records
of "Pardesi" people have
broken) so loooooooong freinds keep watchin 4 yet another fultoo bakwaas from very incredible (one who has lost credibility) YANN KAYE
till then enjoi...

पढ़ पढ़ कर कागज़ का पुलिंदा हुआ जा रहा हूँ ,साल दर साल , परत पर परत चढ़ती जा रही है ,आशाओं का बोझ इतना बढ़ गया के अब संभाला नही जाता है ,इतना सब करके भी एक खालीपन , एक अधूरापन ,सोचता हूँ , के कब यह कागज़ का व्यर्थ बंडल ज्ञान की भट्टी मे झुलसकर, भस्म होकर अमर हो जाएगा .