ऊट पटांग !!!

10:38 AM me: BEautiful day kal tha

10:39 AM Kalu: abey saale autistic...

me: hona chahiye

kuch bhi khatam nahi hoga

par Duniya khatam hogi

sabko shanti chahiye

10:40 AM par sab ladte rehte hai

Taliban India se sirf 12km duur hai

DOOMS DAY is closing in

Earth population has increased to a level that the Earth cant support any mote

more

10:41 AM we will fight

fight is what is natural

rest is fake

un true

pretentious

10:42 AM mankind desires peace with power .. with current situation .. its like haivng the cake and eating it too

we can have either peace or power

10:43 AM there's no end to terrorism

GREED & FEAR

we will kill

as we are destined to

we will kill out of GREED

out of FEAR

the land is destined to DOOM

10:44 AM even if TALIBAN rules the world or USA for that mattere

they shall fight amongst themselves

and finally the END is inevitable

10:45 AM be AUTISTIC .. just to lessen your sufferings

be prepared for the WORST

the world is going to END .. sooner or later

10:46 AM learn to fight .. because even for peace we have to fight

Kalu: haramkhor...pagaliya gaye ho bey??

me: learn to kill .. as for survival we have to

there's no option to

Stone age is closing in

sooner or later

10:47 AM dont try to find reasons .. its human nature

Kalu: abey bhai ab tak tera ek word bhi nahi padha hu...ruk oopar ka padhne de fir aage kuch likhna

10:48 AM me: try to find reasons the answer is always YOU .. you will become grouse

start Hating mankind

try to find out a way to minimize the sufferings

DIE SAFELY and EASILY

the end is coming closer

10:49 AM THE DAY

i am finding ways to DIE without pain . .with out sufferings .. become AUTISTIC

10:50 AM no chance for GREEN and bear it .. (no trees any more) so GRIN and bear it

10:51 AM Kalu: abey chup ho ja mere baap...abhi padhunga baad me

me:bye

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh !!!!

mera bhi Great Depression (seriously: being serious kills you, culls your head off, drains you KREATIVE energy, puts you in such a situation, you'll never recover)

i need Stimulus

i want to file for bankruptcy(get me that form: i dont rem the number form 16 is it)

accha return file karne ka .. its as good or bad as bankruptcy for me

plz a bail out package for me too

i want to recover

its a vicious a cycle, we seek bail out (getting out of depression) 

a construct of our mind, again by using our mind (controlling your thought flow by becoming more thougth ful)

i am confused, is it a case of putting off fire by using fire

one never knows, mind is such a machine

a being inside my being, i wonder whether we'll ever be able to control our minds

or rather the case is other way round

the mind games, well "the thinking from Heart is all for PROSE & POETRY (rhetoric: if it is the right use of words), 

before suggesting "Follow your HEART",  ha ha 

(well in that case I shall beat 60 to 90 times per minute, as a healthy young adult : beat what)

the question is whether we really think from HEART

well if that phrase has been in existence for long, there should be a reason, 

lets try to discover whats  reasonably true 

rather what part of our brain takes such Emotional decision ( may be as opposed to rational)

which might lead to some conclusion

for me its time to conclude .. i am not getting emotional for this topic nor am i following my heart

sort terem mamory los ..

"how can a disease be a cure" ... simple 

i tell u a sort istory

like always once UP ON THE time (not the cover of time maagaajhine)

there was a little puppy ... happens to be a istory of Pappu and Puppy

with unintentional mistake of his own Pappu makes the Puppy's life hell

for Connotations I shall use He for both Pappu and Puppy(yes .. a male dog)

for it doesnot matter as we are all the sons of same phaddar (according to Hindu Philosophy)

& we should not fight over religion, region and various discriminaitons through which we like to group each other & discriminate.. well its a less serious topic.. let us deal with the fundamental subject of IDENTITY .. yes its a question of identity

what a lucky day it was for Puppy when HE placed his first four feet on the ground (2 first and the next 2 later to be chronologically correct).. into the vagaries of mother nature for HE never knew it was also going to be the most unlucky day of HIS short life (well if we think that life is so short .. why dont we take elongation pills) .. 

HIS very dear friend Pappu ...who was the DELIVERY BOY (pun intended whether understood or not) made the worst mistake of HIS life 

he named the Puppy -- BOW WOW (the blog should have been titled Name sake on second thoughts) 

BOW WOW wat the F**** is that an identity for the son of GOD (spelt other way round GOD_DOG) {please dont kill me for this, forgive me i am ignorant} 

when any and every dog barks in the city (BOW WOW) our little puppy rushes to them .. thinking he's being summoned. poor chap, at such a tender age (2 months) has started having spasms in the neck ... BOW WOW rushes from place to place and the barking (BOW WOW) doesnt stop.. he's so busy attending the SUMMON's, HE's got no time to eat, sleep and you know to take care of his daily (SH** and PI**) HE's really pissed off ... the life has become hell, literally, is the little puppy going to lead the same life or life has some thing more in store 

Meanwhile, Pappu is also a man of GOD, he realises what he has done and swears to find a treatment for BOW WOW, to UNBREAK BOWWOW's heart ... (his neck also) and UNCRY HIS TEARS... 

wat a pity for BOW WOW, now cant walk on his legs (any ways theres no other way to walk) .. HE's sick of running pillar to post and asking the member of HIS species (DOG's) whether they called him up or they just BOWWOWED him up .. sob poor baby

we should never forget the expanses of medical science .. lets try to find out whether the SCIENCE has problems for BOWWOW's pathetic condition and for Pappu's guilt. will BOWWOW's life be worth living again.. 

Correspondent(mockingly) - Daktar sahab is there a treatment for such a scenario in YOUR medical science

Dr Ms BHIMSHANKAR - Oh my medical science (i have done a BSc .. and DOctorate on not studying any more.. that legally makes me a doctor) .. yes its one of a kind case .. never been faced in the history of YOUR medical science .. but yes the question has the answer hidden in itself 

Correspondent- (what was the question any ways ....)

Dr Ms BHIMSHANKAR - the solution is HTML oh sorry STML ... or abbreviation for SORT TEREM MAMORY LOS...  the poor fellow (I mean BOWWOW) should forget HIS name every now and then, it will never matter to HIM what his name was.. no matter how many UNCLE & AANTIES of his kall him, i mean Bark .. he never understands any thing.. not a word which is said .. any ways DOGS are not adept at using CAMERAS and Writing instruments, it kills the chances of BOWWOW writing HIS name any where .. and HE's free 

IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE

Correspondent- (now seems to believe, as his/her (gender never matters) inclination is more scientific, and never in his/her life has he/she seen such a logical explanation)

A fellow Doctor - YES YES .,, if you see SAAR its actually a disease that has become a cure (the real consultant) it will surely cure PAPPU

Correspondent- Arrey Madam its not about PAPPU .. usko toh koi problem hi nahi hai 

Fellow Doctor- SAARY SAARY (sari sari) .. now i understand its about BOW WOW (a loud)

BOWWOW ( a bewlidered look, talking in his language)- ** dear madam in the white dress .. did you call me **** (so cute poor little baby)

Dr Ms BHIMSHANKAR - (interfers) .. i mean to say finally this should help

at the end putting and end to BOWWOW's WOES (called BOWWOWWOE, thats a biological term believe me), the operation is sucessful 

NOTE: the operation could not be shown nor discussed, because when we applied to the SENSOR (or Sesex or sensous or sensible) board of India .. they gave an A certificate (now we are waiting for the public to give an A to our beautiful fable).. now the operation remains behind the scenes .. T&C apply****

*** you can always log on to www.urtube.com for the operation>

and BOW WOW is not BOWWOW any more .. he keeps forgetting ( spiritually this is the right state to be in: Krisna) .. he keeps forgetting every little detail .. for instance that HE is a dog and needs to raise 3 legs before peeing.

any ways BOWWOW (or an anonymous spiritual creature) is not a dog any more .. HE's a new AVATAR .. with his admirably cute GHAJINI CUT and partially visible 8 packs HE's now the "WUFF (read talk) of the town .. now its springs in his legs and spring in his life as some one has breathed in new moments in his life" 

Pappu has been awarded by Ms Maine kaha Gandi .. for his unprecedented contribution to animal planet .. what matters to him more though that his Buddy BOWWOW is out of a terrible state he put him in. he is so thankful to Dr Ms BHIMASHANKAR

Daaktar and the correspondent are now very happy for yet another victory of "SCIENCE AGAINST GOD" (but they forget ..it was the unshakable faith of Pappu that brought them ashore) 

Happy Ending friends .. WUFF FUUF BOWWOW

Watt is the unit of Power??

how can i live a dream, if i dont have any

watt can i do if life happens to me 

if its honesty, i honestly accept that i've never been honest

if its bravery, i boldy accept that i am coward

if its confidence, then i confidenly say "I CAN NOT DO IT"

but cant say, the world sees, and we care about the world all the more

though deep inside, its a wild un-controlled river of "PESSIMISM" that flows

i fake it, i am confident and damn i am good at that

its a guilt that will ever lie, that will never die

that i fake it, yes its all fake, that i laugh, i am good, i am happy

it usually takes over, then i say "I AM SORRY, I CAN NOT DO IT"

watt do i work for, if i have no desires no interests

i am not competitive, neither am i competing

nor i've joined any race, except the "HUMAN RACE" (so called)

every body around me is better than me

"i exist only because i exist"

it hurts though, i am flesh and blood, and the only thing i care for is my flesh and blood

i've never seen such "self centered" a being as me, nor will i ever see

i've no emotional attachements to nothing, nobody 

and when i say no-body and nothing, i mean it

i hold no responsibility nor do i want to hold any

it may seem exaggerated, after all this, mentioned above, but i think too

in fact tooo much, 

but the only thing i've thought the most about is me

every morning i hope something better out of me 

every next morning i have to hope the same 

if i started this life with -1, after all these years i am still there

if this is persistance, then i am consitently im-persistent

one "silver lining", i am very low on self confidence. and the most i expect out of me 

so i dont bother people with expectations, yes i dont have any

as i said, i think a lot, all but myself, can write a SAGA of my under achievements

but i am a dog, emotions vapourise quickly, i forget

i forget wen i am beaten, hold grudge for a moment a few, the scars on the body may persist

i forget wen i am kicked, wen i am let down, wen i am embarrased, wen i am disgraced

i forget the failure, so i never win, as if winning is watt that never matters to me

as a child winning was fun, but as i depart from "-1" i begun from, it no more matters 

i dont care, 

if that is being unique, then yes i am, 

though i remember wat people did good to me, because all i can see is quality in people (every body is better than me)

and then i compare, i want to rise, that disturbs my "-1" equilibrium

it makes my Lovely Life hell

after all i am flesh and blood, then i say "hey pal dont think a lot, stop thinking for a moment"

then i say "that's the most difficult thing to do and i like challenges as long as i am not involved" then i say "hey mate but that is life ... it is as natural as the breath u take, as natural as the food you eat" 

then i say "hey freind, but why isn't it FUN any more, it is fast depleting, like dews vanish when the sun is around"

then i want to say "NO MORE, buddy, you are impossible" 

why dont you just "GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE" 

then i am honestly dishonest, i dont FOLLOW wat i SAY

every morning .. i want to be honest with the one i think the most "ME"

and follow wat I SAY 

and "JUST GET ON WITH THE LIFE"