I want to be Issac nnnnn Newton if not Sir

it's unbelievable, no astonishing that, how people are able to accomplish so much in such a small life
what are these people made of .. किस मिट्टी के बने होते हैं
Mozart .. Shakespeare .. Galileo ... Rabindranath Tagore... Mahatma Gandhi .... Mother Teresa ... Newton (of course) .. Leonardo Da Vinci ... Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
arrrrrrrrrrghhhh .. and the list is end less
and where am I in this end less list ऐसा बनने के लिए क्या करना पड़ता है
they did not have a full time employment or were they were employed full time with what they did ... इतना वक़्त कहाँ से लाते हैं यार
साला f**in यहाँ तो इनका बनाया, इनका लिखा, इनका किया और इनका बोला भी भेजे में नहीं घुसता
what in the world let Sir Issac Newton to discover gravity .. then blah then blah .. then the Calculus just to solve his own problems (now that's a big problem for us)
and Monalisa का Vinci .. he was painter, scientist, philosopher, mathematician blah blah blah and what not ... I wonder to what extent these people were able to think
I find myself so minuscule .. (I am a grain in the mosaic anyways)
struggling day in and out to make ends meet (some times of shoe laces :) ) ... running after money (ratnam) .... क्या रक्खा ऐसी ज़िन्दगी में ... किसके काम अगया में (ख़ुद के भी नहीं)
ख़ुदकुशी और ख़ुद-ख़ुशी (हाहाहा)
not a tiny little .. spec of an accomplishment (except cooking dinner for my self - atleast that is satisfactory)
yes that is it .. . Factory is the word
साले ये सब के सब factory थे .... magicians in my world
where the hell did they get the time .. was the world running at super slow motion when they lived normally or they did their things at the speed of sound or perhaps light
how were the conditions then .. dint they got to the office .. dint they have other normal work to do . .which normal people do to feed them selves. (I put this in a rather picturesque way, the irony of my life .. I came to Mumbai for a life, I am hardly able to make a living)
people are able to compose music, write books (epics), lead the world, .. little diversion here .. lets test Newton once .. give him a challenge and imagine .. IF NEWTON WENT TO OFFICE (hmm wat say!!!!!)
Lets see all in a days work
morning Newton wakes up - (does what normal people do/ I hope he had time for that or at the least nature forced him to ... gravity you know)
he fights through the crowd, reaches the favorite hawker for his favorite breakfast ,, shit !!! wat da hell --- sorry साहब इडली आज से 16 रुपये प्लेट है, दो दिन पहले ही रेट बढ़ाया है, कांदे बटाटे का भाव बहुत बढ़ गया है
Newton says - ला भाई दे, और कहाँ भाग के जाएंगे ॥ o shit!! 94 aagayi be .. ये रख भाई पैसे (माँ की आँख आज नाश्ता भी नसीब नहीं होगा)
Newton looks at his watch - 9:35 shit .. boss - कहाँ थे बेटा, बहुत दिनों से देख रहा हूँ (Newton did not face a creature like boss in that age.. I am sure)
so many presentations to make, why the heck did I go for a movie last night (बेन***डी) कल का भी काम बाकी है (these words were not in Shakespeare's vocabulary nor Premchand's .. hmm any ways)
आधी इडली breakfast में और आज लंच भी स्किप करना पड़ेगा
2:30 presentation (with tea or coffee - the necessary evil)
boss - wat the fuck is this, Newton बेटा , i expected a little more, no no a lot more .. this is all crap
where are you headed and you would win a client with this shit (कौनसी स्कूल से पढ़े हो बे, दिमाग घर पे रख के आये हो क्या)... and I am just being nice to you .. this is dust bin material all rubbish (shove it up .. u know where)
Newton - sir but(t)
Boss - you are right my boy ... now get lost .. get this presentation done by tomorrow (put some thought behind this) I dont care if you sleep in the office
Newton (to cigarette and tea - the necessary evils) - में ज़िन्दगी का साथ निभाता चला गया ... ..... यार आज बॉस ने बजा दी (भडवा साला) ... ख़ैर need है बेटा ... गधा भी बाप होता है (just make ends meet)
9:30 pizza order करदे यार, abbey Nikhil you are leaving
Nikhil - buddy you are a bachelor, I've got a family to take care of (hmm .. another new age Newton)
Newton - पर बहुत सारा काम है बे .... vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooom
Newton - लग गयी मदर*******डी (another word from out of the Shakespeare's box)
Nikhil - abbey g***du wake up, Newton you slept in the office ... जा कर मुह धो ले, हरी साडू आता ही होगा अपनी बजाने (घर में बीवी बजाती है)
take some handouts for hari saadu (heheheh) ...
10:oo meeting - handouts slapped on Newtons face (we will see this in next appraisal) .. his heart fell (yes because of the gravity .. gravity of situation)
Hello Newton --- how many sleepless nights have you had btw (of course a question to both the Newtons) ----- old Newton (oldton heheheheh) - his dreams gave him sleepless nights
Newton --- his nightmares did, nightmares of making a mark, of buying a car, of buying a house of blah of blah hmm financial planning (also includes planning the income you want to save tax for) of his future, of the future of the kid he doesnot have right now of blah of blah (he is so loan-ly) ... so much to accomplish other than gravity, space, planets and calculus and don't forget the expectations of his parents, peers, of his family to be of his boss of his blah blah .. (हगने की भी फुर्सत देंगे क्या)
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अरे ये करने से क्या फायदा, दुनिया बस नफा-नुक्सान देखती है
ज़िन्दगी नहीं है कोई प्रोग्राम है जैसे
सिर्फ कुछ करने के लिए कुछ कर नहीं सकते क्या (just for the sake of doing)
अब्बे हर चीज़ के पीछे target का बम
अरे कोई तो गीत होता मेरे नाम का
ये चाहिए वो चाहिए, ऐसा वैसा चाहिए
बस साला हर जगह नाप तोल, ये उससे अच्छा उससे बेहतर
कोई टार्गेट का बम लगा हो जैसे
सच कहता हूँ, ये तारीफ़ का भूखा शेर एक दिन इंसान को खा जायेगा
और कोई गीत न होगा मेरे नाम का
क्या बकवास है, भाड़ में जाए साली दुनिया
अरे कितना उम्मीदों का बोझ है, कब तक ढोऊंगा में
सच कहता हूँ, सांस भी पूछ कर लूँगा कुछ दिनों में मैं
और कोई गीत न होगा मेरे नाम का

मतलबी दुनिया साली , हर बात का मतलब ढूंढती है
बाल में खाल हो जैसे
हट यार, क्या खोना क्या पाना क्या हासिल वासिल
सिर्फ करने के लिए कुछ नहीं कर सकते क्या (just for the sake of doing)
और कहते हैं कर्म किये जा फल की चिंता न कर
अरे यार आखिर क्या किसको करके दिखाना है
सब जगह टार्गेट का बम लगा हो जैसे
ज़िन्दगी कोई प्रोग्राम हो जैसे