nayi hindi fillum wid barpoor masala jeee
(aapka apna) "Transporter "
thanan thanan
(wah bandhu muwaaaah kya opening hai)
isme rehta hai ek truck wala
(goon-da) shala budmaash, jiski rehti hai
market me monopoly, sari ki
sari companies me jati hai
iski hi gadiyaan, aur kisi
chote mote transporter ko yeh
panapne nahi deta.apni marzi se yeh sabko
freight charge karta hai,
contract bhi inhi ki marzi ke
rehte hai..companies bechair nihatthi haigobar-mint me bhi iski bahut
pehchan hai...taquat beshumar aur paisa
ifraat....phir aata hai ek "XYZ" company
me ek Logistics managerwho's the protagonist, garm
khoon, gabroo jawan, banka
chhora... iss se yeh anyaay
phir kaise dekha jata.."Mohan Bhargav" is Goon-de ke
khilaaf aawaz uthata hai...bhai saab ko process me
transparency chahiye, ERP
lagate hai naye transporters
ko protsahaan dete hai...and like aaaal thaa oder Indi
moviyeees Mohuuun ka koi
saaaaath naiyo denga...Pan apna dikra ekta---chh fite
karta, khoob mar khata khoob
pit- ta... ab climax do type
ka hosakta hai....ek corporate filuum ki tarah
jisme Bipasha Basu phans jati
hai, apni hi company ki sazish
se, apni bhi pic-char me pyare
mohan ka ban jata hai bali ka
bakra, kyunki uski XYZ co. aur
Gooon-de ke "beach" ho jati
hai mandavali, bole toh
Camparmize.
doosra end hota hai Ghulam
picture ki tarah, jisme woh
pehle pit-ta hai, phir us
Gooon-de atre ko peet-ta hai..sare shutter kholta hai(logon
ke dimag ke bhi)
ek sad ek happy ending, ab zara MR karte hai, are bhai
market research, ki logon ko
kis tarah ka CLIMAX pasand
aata hai(please specify what
kin-da climax we r takin'
bout) warna public to YOU KNOW
bahut emotional ho jati haimuaf karna bhai-log gaane
shaane dalna toh me bhool hi
gaya, jhinchak mujhik bhi toh
mangta haiab bhai transport ki piccchar
hai toh DHAMMAKEDAAR truck
wala mujhik hona chahiye na, phir toh ho jaye none other
than "King of Indian
Transporters Night Life"
(Alas!! India has Night life's
other than Discs n all, n here
we get to see the REAL DARK
side of the Night) the one and
only ALTAF RAJA with his
soulful lively and record
breaking number (can't
remember the number of records
of "Pardesi" people have
broken) so loooooooong freinds keep watchin 4 yet another fultoo bakwaas from very incredible (one who has lost credibility) YANN KAYE
till then enjoi...
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
lean thinking
Let’s look at the latest trend of staying lean, some skinny to the point that they’ll be extinct some day,
Losing your weight is ‘in vogue’, look at he leanest companies across the globe all very successful, and of course we have the likes of SRK, Shekhar Suman, Adnan Sami (thank god the doctors were “Just In Time”, before he lost himself / vanished from this world)
Now we have VLCC (very lean coaching classes), who make sure atleast you loose your pocket (weighing 15-20kgs) and feel ecstatic that u have lost your bad calories.
There are many takers of this Lean Thinking, I also do but for different reasons,
I believe thinking/being lean takes you up the “triangle”, to the ultimate truth of
How being lean leads to salvation, the nirvana or the moksha.
Who says every thing in excess is poison,
When you become lean excessively, you are closer to god…
In the process of becoming lean you may at the end return to your “sukhsma sharir” your body – which is emotion less, feeling less, weight less etc ( I mean a less in excess), which is the very nature of your soul.
You loose so much of weight (count down from 80 to 70 to 60 _ _ _ to 10 and to “zero”)
Then you become the “shunya”, the absolute beginning (or the end, any ways the beginning is the end is the beginning).you become extinct. You exist no where but every where. The elements become you and you become the elements. That’s the ultimate goal of every living soul wandering on the earth.
the “eaters” for whom the only aim of life is eating, food is one thing they can not live with out (even for a moment), again, as the saying goes, “pant anek hai, par manzil ek hai (lots of ways lead to one single entity – The Almighty)”…
you eat a lot and you grow and you become the "brahmand" - the universe and the universe becomes you. Once again you are nowhere but everywhere. As Swami Vivekanand said: aham Brahmasmi — and then realize that the whole universe is verily the same Brahman — sarvam khalvidam Brahma.
the underlining philosopies and the principles are 1) that you practice extreme self restraint and self control2) that you let yourself loose and to the will of the almighty respectively
This is how eating and otherwise can lead you to Nirvana, the eternal sunshine.
Ever heard of “ I’ll be eating till I die”
So be extreme
Drink a lot ‘n,
Have lots of cream
Or you vanish from the earth,
U be so slim
Take my word,
When you eat you eat a lot ‘n
When you starve, eat you should not.
Follow any of these paths and u’ll be closer to the almighty.
Simple living, No thinking….
Let’s look at the latest trend of staying lean, some skinny to the point that they’ll be extinct some day,
Losing your weight is ‘in vogue’, look at he leanest companies across the globe all very successful, and of course we have the likes of SRK, Shekhar Suman, Adnan Sami (thank god the doctors were “Just In Time”, before he lost himself / vanished from this world)
Now we have VLCC (very lean coaching classes), who make sure atleast you loose your pocket (weighing 15-20kgs) and feel ecstatic that u have lost your bad calories.
There are many takers of this Lean Thinking, I also do but for different reasons,
I believe thinking/being lean takes you up the “triangle”, to the ultimate truth of
How being lean leads to salvation, the nirvana or the moksha.
Who says every thing in excess is poison,
When you become lean excessively, you are closer to god…
In the process of becoming lean you may at the end return to your “sukhsma sharir” your body – which is emotion less, feeling less, weight less etc ( I mean a less in excess), which is the very nature of your soul.
You loose so much of weight (count down from 80 to 70 to 60 _ _ _ to 10 and to “zero”)
Then you become the “shunya”, the absolute beginning (or the end, any ways the beginning is the end is the beginning).you become extinct. You exist no where but every where. The elements become you and you become the elements. That’s the ultimate goal of every living soul wandering on the earth.
the “eaters” for whom the only aim of life is eating, food is one thing they can not live with out (even for a moment), again, as the saying goes, “pant anek hai, par manzil ek hai (lots of ways lead to one single entity – The Almighty)”…
you eat a lot and you grow and you become the "brahmand" - the universe and the universe becomes you. Once again you are nowhere but everywhere. As Swami Vivekanand said: aham Brahmasmi — and then realize that the whole universe is verily the same Brahman — sarvam khalvidam Brahma.
the underlining philosopies and the principles are 1) that you practice extreme self restraint and self control2) that you let yourself loose and to the will of the almighty respectively
This is how eating and otherwise can lead you to Nirvana, the eternal sunshine.
Ever heard of “ I’ll be eating till I die”
So be extreme
Drink a lot ‘n,
Have lots of cream
Or you vanish from the earth,
U be so slim
Take my word,
When you eat you eat a lot ‘n
When you starve, eat you should not.
Follow any of these paths and u’ll be closer to the almighty.
Simple living, No thinking….
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