nayi hindi fillum wid barpoor masala jeee

(aapka apna) "Transporter "

thanan thanan
(wah bandhu muwaaaah kya opening hai)

isme rehta hai ek truck wala
(goon-da) shala budmaash, jiski rehti hai
market me monopoly, sari ki
sari companies me jati hai
iski hi gadiyaan, aur kisi
chote mote transporter ko yeh
panapne nahi deta.apni marzi se yeh sabko
freight charge karta hai,
contract bhi inhi ki marzi ke
rehte hai..companies bechair nihatthi haigobar-mint me bhi iski bahut
pehchan hai...taquat beshumar aur paisa
ifraat....phir aata hai ek "XYZ" company
me ek Logistics managerwho's the protagonist, garm
khoon, gabroo jawan, banka
chhora... iss se yeh anyaay
phir kaise dekha jata.."Mohan Bhargav" is Goon-de ke
khilaaf aawaz uthata hai...bhai saab ko process me
transparency chahiye, ERP
lagate hai naye transporters
ko protsahaan dete hai...and like aaaal thaa oder Indi
moviyeees Mohuuun ka koi
saaaaath naiyo denga...Pan apna dikra ekta---chh fite
karta, khoob mar khata khoob
pit- ta... ab climax do type
ka hosakta hai....ek corporate filuum ki tarah
jisme Bipasha Basu phans jati
hai, apni hi company ki sazish
se, apni bhi pic-char me pyare
mohan ka ban jata hai bali ka
bakra, kyunki uski XYZ co. aur
Gooon-de ke "beach" ho jati
hai mandavali, bole toh
Camparmize.
doosra end hota hai Ghulam
picture ki tarah, jisme woh
pehle pit-ta hai, phir us
Gooon-de atre ko peet-ta hai..sare shutter kholta hai(logon
ke dimag ke bhi)
ek sad ek happy ending, ab zara MR karte hai, are bhai
market research, ki logon ko
kis tarah ka CLIMAX pasand
aata hai(please specify what
kin-da climax we r takin'
bout) warna public to YOU KNOW
bahut emotional ho jati haimuaf karna bhai-log gaane
shaane dalna toh me bhool hi
gaya, jhinchak mujhik bhi toh
mangta haiab bhai transport ki piccchar
hai toh DHAMMAKEDAAR truck
wala mujhik hona chahiye na, phir toh ho jaye none other
than "King of Indian
Transporters Night Life"
(Alas!! India has Night life's
other than Discs n all, n here
we get to see the REAL DARK
side of the Night) the one and
only ALTAF RAJA with his
soulful lively and record
breaking number (can't
remember the number of records
of "Pardesi" people have
broken) so loooooooong freinds keep watchin 4 yet another fultoo bakwaas from very incredible (one who has lost credibility) YANN KAYE
till then enjoi...